How to play computer games

Video games are fun stress relievers that boost hand-eye coordination, grades and reaction times. However, playing video games can be hard the first time, which is what this guide is going to explain. If you have a pc, skip steps 1 and 2, if you have a mac, do not skip them, if you don’t have a computer, skip to step 2.

Step 1: Throw out that mac, if you want to play games then that piece of junk will not be of any use to you.

Step 2: Buy a pc. Windows computers can play any game, if a windows computer can’t play it, nothing can.

Step 3: Do research. If you want to buy a game that you will be happy with, you need to learn about games, it is important that you are aware of the great many games out there, and that some are better than others, but most importantly, it needs to fit your tastes.

Step 4: Once you have found your dream game, look up the system requirements, if your computer can handle it, skip to step 5

Step 4a: Upgrade your computer, buy more ram, better CPUs or GPUs.

Step 4b: If you can’t afford to upgrade your computer, then it’s time to give up.

Step 5: Make sure you have the right equipment, if you have a laptop, buy a mouse, preferably wireless, because there are precious few games that are playable with a trackpad.

Step 6a: Buy the game, the best way to buy games is through steam but not all games are available on steam.

Step 6b: Pirate the game, for when you just don’t have the money for video games.

Step 7: Install the game, you can’t play the game unless it’s on your computer, so hop to it.

Step 8: Learn how to play. The most important step. In order to have fun, you need to know how to play. If it’s an online game, turn to the community, if they call you a noob, don’t be offended, they are just trying to help you do better.

Step 9: This step is inevitable, you will do bad. It’s unavoidable, no matter how hard you try, you will never be good, people will always yell at you, and call you a noob.

Step 10: Nothing left to do but uninstall, wipe that game from your computer, it’s just taking up space.

Step 11: Time to stuff your face with ice cream, it’s over, your prospects of video gaming will never be fulfilled.